Dressed in Ash high-heeled sneakers, Rag & Bone stovepipe jeans, a Rails flannel shirt and a faux-punk sweater of unknown provenance that “is very expensive and made to look like shit”, a smiling Whitney greets me at the door with her two rescue dogs – Ramona, a 2-year-old pit bull, and 1-year-old Frankie, a Great Dane mix.Whitney looks slender and healthy, but she has yet to unpack from a recent trip, and the place is suffering from a residual Christmas hangover: the yuletide-themed novelty cushions and oversized tree have overstayed their welcome, the flowers are long dead, and there is enough loose glitter around the place to decorate a drag queen’s dressing room.I started equine therapy, dog fostering, and working with a charity that helps kids with facial deformities. And don't blame me, blame human nature for the fact that desperation is frankly just not attractive.Guys, or at least healthy guys, like a girl with a full life, so hopefully this new game plan will help!Then, she tackled friendship and the growing problem of multiple bachelorette parties and the legitimacy of so called-work wives.This week she's back and she's focusing on first date sex etiquette: Alright, girl, get ready for some cold hard truth.Unlike what a lot of television commercials tell us, men and sex aren't the only two rewarding things life has to offer! These are all healthy ways to get dopamine and serotonin, the same chemicals released during sex and on dates with cute boys.
First, Whitney answered your questions on Facebook Live.My mom always drank nice enough white wine, so I thought we were fine, but she really just had an expensive drinking problem.A lot of fam-ilies have that smoke-and-mirrors thing but there was just so much shadiness going on at home.” Whitney addresses the scars from her turbulent childhood not only in her stand-up routines but also in an essay she recently wrote for the Lenny Letter, the biweekly feminist newsletter published by Lena Dunham and Jenni Konner.But her innate ability to capitalise on failure, pull herself up by the bra straps and bounce back again and again keeps the suits — and the suitors — coming back for more.A fearless American stand-up comedian and writer whose potty-mouthed shtick suggests a Joan Rivers for the kale generation, Whitney Cummings is a broad with a broad, broad mind. I don’t need a big strong man to fight off a tiger; I need some geek who can get my naked photos off the cloud” – and plucky stage persona quickly earned her a reputation in her mid-20s as a name to watch and to drop. “In this golden era for American female comedians, Whitney is on the new front of what is coming down the line,” King says.But with the recent release of , her new HBO comedy special (a significant career milestone for American comedians that has showcased such greats as Richard Pryor, Chris Rock and Tracey Ullman, to name a few), and a slew of interesting new projects on the horizon, Whitney may end up having the last laugh.I meet Whitney Cummings in early January at her home in Studio City, California, a gold statuette’s throw from Jared Leto’s house (and not far from where Miley Cyrus and Shia La Beouf live).They just reminded me of innocent dead people, which was a bummer, obviously.So now I just put up stuff that makes me smile, like a dog in a wedding dress.” The zen bungalow, with what Whitney refers to as “happy lights” strategically placed in every room to help mimic the serotonin-producing UV rays of sunlight, is certainly far removed from the dysfunctional house she grew up in Georgetown, Washington, DC, as the youngest of three children.I'm not happy about it either, but you need to take a hiatus from dating.Like, a I sounded a lot like you, actually; always analyzing guys' moves, doing too much, thinking too much.